hello-and-welcome-to-nerd:

From the eyes of a Trooper

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.

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Tumblr Staff: News!

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…

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unfadingscars:

Awww

mellonia-de-apis:

jaclcfrost:

yes

you’re right

that spaghetti strap tank top disrupts the orderly environment that’s so critical for teaching

that person’s hair is such a huge distraction because it’s a shade of blue there’s no way anyone will be able to focus

the length of those shorts is going to make it just so impossible to learn

you got it

The only things I find distracting at school are the windows.

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n-ervosas:

i need to lose forty pounds by yesterday

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Reblog this if you’re older than Google.

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

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It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

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And that would be me

I cannot fucking wait till i turn 18 this summer.!!! I just want out of this house.!!

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Dear Yahoo!,

dankickedphilsstickz:

We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing. 

Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT  GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.

Thank you, that is all we ask for

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I fucking hate my father.!! And no matter what people think he’s doing good for me.. Actually he does nothing besides put on a shattered perfect family.! He’s a fucking bastard and the reason I hate my life.!

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